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What we typically find

ZOMBIE DETECTEDPlanet Fitness$24.99/mo

The gym you drive past on your way to Chick-fil-A.

How it works

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Paste or upload

Copy-paste your bank statement text, or upload a screenshot. We read it instantly on our server — nothing is stored.

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AI finds the zombies

Our AI scans for recurring charges, classifies them (active, zombie, suspicious), and totals the annual damage. Free to see.

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Pay $5, get the full roast

Unlock every subscription with a roast line, a keep/cancel verdict, and a step-by-step cancellation guide for each one.

$127
Average monthly waste found
4.3
Zombie subscriptions per statement
$1,524
Average annual savings discovered

Sample roasts

Punchy. Accurate. Kind. Never mean.

Calm$69.99/yr
🧟 Zombie

You bought a year of mindfulness and found inner peace on session 2. The app hasn't seen you since.

Skillshare$167.88/yr
🧟 Zombie

You watched 15 minutes of a watercolor class. The ceramics teacher misses you.

Spotify$10.99/mo
✅ Keep

You actually use this one. Shocking, we know.

Ancestry$24.99/mo
🧟 Zombie

You discovered you're 12% Scandinavian in January. The Vikings would want you to cancel.

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